Let me start by saying I appreciate the Follow. I mean, out of the thousands of profiles that you could have chosen to click on, you picked me. I appreciate it, I really do.

That’s why it is so hard for me to say this. I just can’t keep up this farce anymore. Honestly, I haven’t looked at one of the dozen blog posts you’ve feed through your Twitterfeed. Also, as interested as I am in your rambling 3AM diatribes, they are really starting to distract me from conversations with people I actually know and care about.

I know it will hurt but I am going to have to request that you remove me from your Twitterfeed. While you’re at it, it would be really great if you took me off of any other “friend lists” I might have inadvertently been put on. I think a full break will make this easier for the both of us, and honestly what’s the point of a one-way friendship.

I know you’re going to miss me, but it’s not like you don’t have 10k other follows to keep up you company.

Get your own Unfriend-o-gram before it’s too late